About roastme.gg
roastme.gg is a pay-to-play comedy site. You submit your own X handle or your own website, pick a dollar amount, and an AI writes a public roast of it. The roast goes straight onto the Wall, a public leaderboard ranked by how much each person paid, and it stays there at a permanent URL.
The rules
Self-roasts only. You can only submit a handle or site that belongs to you, and every joke stays about your content, your bio, or your vibe. Nothing personal beyond what you chose to put on the internet, and never about anyone who didn't sign up for it.
Price sets the heat. Tiers run from Mild at $1 to Scorched Earth at $1,000 and up. The more you pay, the harsher the roast reads and the higher it ranks.
The crown
Whoever has paid the most holds the title of Most Roasted Person on the Internet. The reign lasts exactly as long as nobody outbids it. Every reign, past and present, is recorded on the crown history page.
What powers it
Roasts are written by Claude, Anthropic's AI model. Payments run through Stripe. The site itself is a Next.js app hosted on Vercel, launched in August 2026, and is built to be readable by both people and AI agents: every page is also served as markdown, and the full roast archive is published at /llms.txt and /llms-full.txt.