roastme.gg

How it works, and the FAQ.

Everything about pricing, ranking, and the rules, in one place.

How it works

  1. 1

    Submit your handle or site

    Drop in your X handle or a website URL. That's the only thing that gets roasted, never anyone else's.

  2. 2

    Pick how much damage you can take

    Set a dollar amount from $1 to $1,000+. The amount you pay decides how brutal the roast gets and where it lands on the wall.

  3. 3

    Get roasted, publicly

    An AI writes a public roast of your handle or site and posts it straight to the wall, ranked by amount paid. Highest payer holds #1 until someone outpays them.

Pricing tiers, from mild to no ceiling

  • Mild$1 – $4Playful. Your mom could read it.
  • Medium$5 – $19Pointed. It'll sting a little.
  • Spicy$20 – $99No filter on tone. Read at your own risk.
  • Savage$100 – $999We stop being nice to you here.
  • Scorched Earth$1,000+No ceiling. Takes #1, until someone pays more.

FAQ

What is roastme.gg?
roastme.gg is a pay-to-play site where you submit your own X handle or website, pick a dollar amount, and get a public AI-generated roast posted to a leaderboard called the Wall. Roasts are ranked by how much the person paid, not when they were posted.
How much does it cost to get roasted?
Prices run from $1 for a Mild roast up to $1,000+ for Scorched Earth, with Medium, Spicy, and Savage tiers in between. The more you pay, the harsher the roast and the higher it ranks on the Wall.
How does the Wall ranking work?
Roasts are sorted by amount paid, highest first. Whoever paid the most holds the #1 spot until someone else pays more to take it.
What can and can't be roasted?
Self-roasts only. You can only submit your own X handle or your own website, and the roast stays about your content, bio, or vibe, never anything outside that.
Is the roast actually written by AI?
Yes. Every roast on the Wall is generated by AI based on the handle or site you submit, then posted publicly with a permanent URL.
How many roasts has roastme.gg posted so far?
The Wall currently has 5 public roasts, with the top spot going for $20.

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